Hi, I’m Tom!
I am so glad you stopped by.
I always dreamed about being a spoiled rich kid, but that was not my reality. My mom was a delusional fashion designer, who made all my clothes. My grandmother reused aluminum foil and my dad got me my first job at an adult bookstore, just so he could use my employee discount. Let’s just say, I wasn’t your average kid with a normal life.
According to my therapist, my adult life is a direct result of my childhood. I don’t know if she’s right, but it certainly does give me lots of stories to share from the stage and gives the audience something to laugh about.
Book me for your next event and get me out of the house, my wife needs a break.
I have booked Tom a few times and he always does a nice job. He is on time , respects the staff and is always funny. Tom is a great addition to any comedy lineup.
Laughter erupts from the moment Tom takes the stage. He is always professional and one of my favorite comedians to book on the Dad Body Comedy Tour.
Tom's hilarious take on fatherhood, marriage, and family is always a hit with my audience. Tom always leaves the crowd smiling and asking for more. I promise you will not regret booking this talented comedian.
Tom Swan is a natural. His quick wit is uncanny and his observational humor on life is hysterical. He’s definitely a crowd favorite at The Funny Spot!
Testimonials
Tom’s Timeline
19711971Conceived in the back of Grandad's 1968 Pontiac station wagon - Way to go Dad!
19781978Finally out of diapers - Started going commando.
19791979Got my wiener caught in my zipper, that hurt like hell - Started wearing Underoos.
19811981Mom retired as my fashion designer - Yes, no more polyester shirts or bright red fake fur coats.
19901990Graduated high school with a mullet - Yes, I was single.
20212021Everyone realizes you're a genius because you book me for your event and they all had a great time.
